9. QuoteHive @QuoteHive
“Nothing will work unless you do.” – Maya Angelou
8. Nina L. Diamond @ninatypewriter
Dear North Carolina, I sure hope your next step isn’t to
try to get your slaves back.”
7. yourJester @Loli_Sug
Wait! Do people actually live in Idaho?
6. Booty Whisperer @ConfusedLush
I cannot stand the way a crying baby reminds me that sex
5. Al D’Amario @aldamario
Nothing says “patriot” like a Swiss bank account.
4. DrunkBastard @DrunkBastard
You’re calling them by the wrong name. The word
“sweatpants”implies sweating and exercise. What you’re
wearing are “eatpants.”
3. Chaise Candie @ChaiseCandie
Intelligence is sexy. Don’t play stupid.
2. Southern Princess ♛ @countryystrong
I own heels higher than your standards, sweetheart.
1. Booty Whisperer @ConfusedLush
It doesn’t really matter how you do Twitter; if you’re
here, then you’re doing life wrong.