Be with a guy who ruins your lipstick. Not your mascara.#MrPoetSmiles
My son told me his dream is to learn to play the keytar. Yes, I still love him but tomorrow I’m blowing his college fund on shoes.
If the voices in my head had a British accent, I would do what they say more often.
It’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. Marilyn Monroe via @twowisegals
