I could have been in this year’s Olympics if I hadn’t tested positive for Lipitor. Just say no, kids.
IntoxicaTweeted @IntoxicaTweeted
Whatever first drew me to you, excited me, captivated my very being and made my heart long is long gone, empty pint of Ben & Jerry’s.
Stephen C. Rose @stephencrose
“Nothing more American, I think, than screwing people you don’t know for money.”
